In a stunning example of the kind of mass hysteria Americans are known for (I see you with the devil, Goody Cyrus), a Harvard poll has found that one fourth of Americans believe that Ebola is alive and well and coming for them as you read this. In fact, you’d better lock your doors, because many believe it can fly through the air with the greatest of ease (that frightening young virus on the flying trapeze.)
Mother Jones reports that Americans are not optimistic about their chances of survival:
68 percent of the U.S. population believes Ebola spreads “easily.” Four in 10 are worried there will be a large outbreak in the United States. And a quarter of Americans are afraid the virus will infect them or someone in their families.
I think Americans have been watching too many disaster films/ reruns of The Walking Dead. You know that if so many people believe that The Ebola is coming they’ve also already got plans for how they’re going to escape it/which family members they would kill first in the case of an outbreak. I must admit that, because I’m a hypochondriac, I checked to see if I was suffering from symptoms of Ebola, but when I realized I had only one of about seven, I just went back to watching TV. The rest of America needs to do the same. (You hear that, America? This is a call out post!)
Mother Jones points out that American’s aren’t just pessimistic about their chances of contracting the deadly virus, they’re also apparently too optimistic about the cure. According to Harvard’s poll, one-third of respondents believe that there’s an effective and approved medicine to treat Ebola. Actually, there’s no such thing and the drug used to treat the Americans who contracted the virus is still in the testing phase.
Gillian SteelFisher, one of the researchers who conducted the poll, says that what Americans need in order to be informed and prepared is actual information from health officials, not soundbites from the 24-hour news cycle.In fact, according to SteelFisher, even the fact that we have rubber gloves (which are not readily available in West Africa) is a huge barrier to Ebola spreading. We should be cautious, but we’re all probably going to be fine.
“You don’t want them to be glib,” says SteelFisher. “At the same time, you don’t want people to be panicking here.”
Good plan! Calm down, everyone. And maybe don’t force me to change my username in the Jezebel chatroom when I want to help everyone out by choosing Ebola Alert 2014.
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