Listen, this is purely speculation, and I don’t know if it is true or not, but it must be said: Do we think that Rob Kardashian is a leprechaun?
Per the rags, the boy Kardashian turned 34 on Wednesday, which also happens to be St. Patrick’s Day (a fake holiday in America for green beer and cabbage lovers). His family threw him a birthday party that is the kind of party fit for either a nine-year-old or a leprechaun. I understand that his birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day, and so that was probably an easy theme for a family who really loves a theme, but he’s in his mid-30s now. Is this necessary?
Hollywood Life informs me that aside from this leprechaun-forward decor scheme, there were also two cakes: “one a white-frosted cake topped with fruits and green icing vines that read, “Happy Birthday Rob!” The other paid homage to Rob’s love of sports, and was a cake shaped like a giant baseball on a green field of frosting. Here’s a fun fact: Rob happens to be a big deal in the world of rare sports card collecting.”
Okay. Again, this is the birthday party for a very rich nine-year-old or, perhaps, Rob Kardashian, who is not a nine-year-old whether at heart or in corporeal form, because he is actually a leprechaun.
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