Tonight on 30 Rock Liz was shocked when Jenna was featured on a blog called JoanOfSnark.com — as were we when Liz showed a very familiar-looking homepage and explained, “It’s this really cool feminist website where women talk about how far we’ve come and which celebrities have the worst beach bodies.”
After reading another post called “Why Does TGS Hate Women?” Liz decides to make the show more woman-friendly by hiring standup comedian Abby Flynn.
Here’s what JoanOfSnark.com says about Flynn (if you hit the pause button on your DVR and squint a lot:
The Freshest Female Voice In Comedy
If you haven’t heard about comedian Abby Flynn yet, it’s just a matter of time. Miss Flynn has been gaining quite a reputation in the comedy clubs around town. Just voted “Most Hilarious Woman Most Likely to Perform With A Hickey On Her Neck” by Hottie X Press Magazine, Abby Flynn’s pictorial is now a fixture in men’s gym locker rooms around the country. “It’s an honor to be recognized for being funny,” Flynn cooed as she was photographed by the hungry paparazzi on the red carpet at the Hot New Comics of New York Awards.
The mainstream press is usually reserved when celebrating female comedy talent, however the opposite has been true since Abby hit the scen. “The comedy community has come to me thanks to Abby’s arrival,” Hugh Hefner observed. Even harsh comedy critics like Kenneth Dodd are fawning over Miss Flynn. “I heard that she did comedy or acting or something like that. She’s hot!”
At first as feminists here at JoanOfSnark.com, we were ready to dismiss Abby as a pathetic sex obsessed fame whore, but then after much debate and deliberation at our weekly [Female Voices luncheon?] in the basement of the…
Basically, Abby is Olivia Munn with a twist of Sarah Silverman. Liz’s hopes of starting a TGS “fem-o-loution” that will prove the blogosphere wrong are are dashed when Abby comes bounding into the writer’s room wearing a skimpy outfit and commenting on how hard her nipples are.