Kim Kardashian Made A Bullshit Video Appearance At The End of Kris

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After Kris Jenner repeatedly intimated that her show yesterday would feature an “out-of-hiding” Kim Kardashian, and maybe even North West, it was actually a two-second video of Kim in the last five minutes of the show. Which is how these things generally work out.

If you waded through the show like I did, you had to make it past weird spray-painted dude-pec competitions, P. Diddy hawking his water, Ciara looking generally embarassed to be there, some mediocre step dancing and Kris’s unfortunate shoe choice (knee socks under pumps) before Kim’s video aired. Like that movie S1m0ne, remember? Just me? OK. Here is what Kim said.

“Hey mom, I just wanted to say congratulations on your new show. I’m sorry I couldn’t be there in person, but I’m just loving life a little bit too much at home right now. I watch you every single day and you are so amazing. You really are born to do this. I just want to say I love you and have an amazing show.”

*Fart noise* [NYDN]

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