Welcome to Loser Sons of Politics, a new column where members of the Jezebel staff recall with fondness the antics of the loser sons of politicians.
Today’s item fills us with joy, in that it involves a story where no one has been sexually abused, drove drunk, or killed any dogs, allegedly. It’s just John Mark Huckabee, son of Mike Huckabee, being a terrible actor in a movie we’re dying to see.
Tucker Carlson fansite the Daily Caller reports that John Mark played a sleazy movie producer in a “raunchy” film, an uncompleted, unreleased little number called Charlie Muse. John Mark, who lives in Forth Worth, is described as a “screenwriter” on Wikipedia; he has four credits on IMDB, two acting credits, one in the electrical department and one “miscellaneous crew.” The clip the Caller found looks to be his finest work:
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