There isn’t a doubt in my mind. Anyway, time to cry.
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
Republicans have decided to let you choose if you’d like to be worse off now or worse off later. [CBS News]
It would be a mistake to read petty political slights as having actual political meaning since they tend to mask what are otherwise overly cooperative, placating relationships between powerful people, but Mike Pence losing his stupid symbolic House office is kind of fun. [NPR]
Do we agree that Mitt Romney and Jeff Goldblum are voice twins? Do we agree that it’s weird to take your candles out of your birthday cake and blow them out one-by-one? [Twitter]