Sunday Sign Off: What Does Tony Stand For?

Fact: West Side Story is the best movie and it’s definitely streaming right now on Amazon. I’m not going to tell you how to enjoy your evening, but I think it’s pretty obvious that you have to watch West Side Story, or at least stage it with two small bands of animals that share a strong and historic antipathy — cats and dogs, squirrels and chipmunks, turtles and guinea pigs, ants and spiders. So, snuggle up for an evening of singing and dancing in your spider-filled home, and remember, just in case one of us is involved in a horrifying marmalade accident sometime before next Sunday: shop smart, shop S-mart.