The 5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear

Via the blog of sex-worker Alex Lieberman comes the horrifying little tale, in which she visits a regular client. Who turns out to have a kid. Who walks in on them.

As they were walking upstairs I could hear Max ask “Who is that person that was naked too?” Oy vey, I hope his custody agreement is already in place. If not, he better be prepared to go pony shopping tomorrow because some serious bribery was in order. This was not a situation that was going to be easily explained away. “At least he didn’t see us fucking,” I thought to myself trying to find a way to see the situation in a better light.

As she rightly asks,

What the hell was Glen thinking having a call girl over to his house while his kid was upstairs sleeping? Horny men are so fucking stupid! Great… now I’m not just responsible for my own therapy, I am responsible for someone’s child needing therapy. I didn’t think that was going to happen till I had kids of my own.

The kid in question at least sounds very young — young enough that he doesn’t know what’s going on — which means the concept of “call girl” is probably a few years away too. And while she finds that Max is, in fact, not in therapy as a result of the incident, we’re guessing this is one that will show up on the couch 20 years down the line.

Why Are You Naked? [Alex The Reluctant Escort]