Two & a Half Men Adds a Girl, Like That Will Make You Watch

Deadline reports:

I hear the girl, in her late teens or early 20s, shoes up on Walden Schmidt’s (Ashton Kutcher) doorstep searching for her father. She claims to be a daughter of the house’s previous owner, recently departed perennial bachelor Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen). I hear the girl will eventually move in with Walden and her uncle Alan Harper (Jon Cryer). The new character is expected to fill the void left by the departure of Alan’s son Jake as Angus T. Jones recently exited as a regular after 10 seasons on the show.

No! TV already has too many vaginas!

‘Two & A Half Men’ Adds New Series Regular — Charlie Harper’s Long Lost Daughter