Two years after Rihanna was assaulted by Chris Brown — and mere days after her restraining order against him was relaxed — previously unseen evidence photographs of Rihanna’s bruised and battered face — and a close up of her split lip — have been “leaked” online. The images are extremely graphic and very sad, and you’ve got to wonder who released them and why. Although the timing is interesting. [Media Take Out]
Two And A Half Men, the show featuring the highest paid actor in television, has halted production. The plug’s been pulled. The curtain is down. The decision came mere hours after
Charlie Sheen called creator
Chuck Lorre “a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I never want to be like.” [
TMZ,
Radar Online,
ABC News]
After the show was shut down, Charlie Sheen wrote an open letter to TMZ, in which he said of Chuck Lorre: “this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.” Oh, Chuckles. Delusions. You have them. [TMZ]
Chuckles “Carlos Estevez” Sheen claims he’s close to signing a deal with HBO for his own show. “It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!” This we believe. [Radar Online]
Justin Bieber will spend his 17th birthday chilling with he fam and eating cheesecake. Is he a pop star or a Golden Girl? [
Contact Music]
Angelina Jolie has commissioned a diamond pendant for
Brad Pitt, and microscopic secret messages are being engraved onto the amulet with a laser. What do you think Angie’s having written for Brad? My guess: “May this token of my affection celebrate our eternal love and the fact that we weren’t on the cover of any tabloids this week. XOXO Ang.” [
Showbiz Spy]
- Wow, the peeps from Dancing With The Stars have finally found a way to get me to watch: Faye Dunaway has joined the cast. Faye Fucking Dunaway. Shit is about to get real. Faye will cut a bitch with her cheekbones! [Rumor Fix]
- Eminem has passed Lady Gaga in Facebook popularity. [Radar Online]
- Put your hoof shoes on! Lady Gaga is releasing the video for “Born This Way” on Monday at 11 am. [4TNZ]
- Kelsey Grammer‘s fourth wedding is today. Mazel Tov. [Extra]
- Pauly D is going to be on Ellen‘s show on Monday. Here’s a preview!
Pauly D: I’m hoping in Italy maybe I can find something different. I’m looking for a girl who’s funny, that has family values. Someone like yourself. Someone I can bring home to my mother. Like I can bring you home to my mother.
Ellen: Yes, you could. You could bring me home to your mother. And I’d just go, “Hey.” And then I’d leave. [Ellen]
- Is Kathy Griffin dating the Old Spice Man Your Man Could Smell Like? [Bossip]
- Robert Pattinson is a hoarder. [Yeeeah]
- If Ed, Lord Of Westwick and Paz de la Huerta become a couple I will cry real tears. [Scoop]
- Breaking: Noah Cyrus got braces. [Ocean Up]
- “I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!” — Charo. [DListed]
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