Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn

Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world, is back in the headlines this morning. Some place called HotMovies.com (where you can probably get the latest E.M.Forster adaptions)* is claiming they shot a pornographic video with her before she became mega Internet famous.

According to everyone’s favorite online-poetry site, TMZ, the HotMovies plans to release the video soon:

TMZ has learned HotMovies.com says they shot XXX video of the girl — Tati Neves — a few years ago … and they plan to release it this week to come up off her newly popular name.

We’ve seen the scene and it’s definitely your run of the mill porn … with a slight Brazilian influence — they’re banging on a soccer field.

What a coincidence, “banging on a soccer field” is just how my grandparents met. Meanwhile, TMZ notes Bieber’s people deny the King of the Keebler Elves slept with Neves in the first place.

Aww. Is it just me that hopes that maybe someday these two crazy kids will somehow get beyond all this tabloid drama-rama and settle down and have a couple of kids out in Schenectady or something?

*J/K, J/K, J/K that site is seriously SUPER DUPER EXTRA NSFW; do not click at work unless you want to have a really awkward conversation with Patty in Human Resources.

[TMZ]

From US Weekly:

“I was just walking out of my room and then I was like ‘Oh I have this in my bag, that will be really funny,” she explained during a radio interview with U.K.’s Capital FM on Wednesday, Nov. 13, confirming that the joint was, indeed, marijuana. “And I didn’t say anything to anybody. It’s not that I think about that, and I don’t tell anyone I’m gonna do it because then they’re going to tell me no.”

Miley said she did it for the fans, adding “Some people I think overthink stuff so much,” (NO MILEY, NO? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT? CRAZY.) “That’s not why I do it.”