The UK-based dating site Shag at Uni isn’t just your regular dating site; according to their homepage, it’s sexier version of the site Date at Uni, one that aims to “offer a space for students to get laid any night of the week and not have any of the strings attached with dating.” In order to celebrate this devil-may-care attitude to sexing, Shag at Uni started a contest to figure out what student in the United Kingdom was the horniest and – DING DING DING – that award goes to a proud Elina Desaine, 20, of Exeter University.
According to Shag at Uni, it was Elina’s essay about her sexual prowess that won her the title:
I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!
Some highlights of Elina’s sexual life, in case you’re interested:
- Besides the computer room, she has had sex in the student union and stripped “to the Baywatch theme tune whenever it is played in her local night club. [Ed. Note: Is it weird that I’d love to see a video of this?]
- She is in the Expedition Society, which is apparently some sort of club for people who enjoy the outdoors. Elina and her fellow explorers like to get naked after hikes.
- She has had sex with 16 different men at University. Her goal is to sleep with a professor.
- She has five or six regular fuck buddies.
- She enjoys the fact that she was “sharked on” as a freshman. What is sharking? When “older students prey on first year students and coax them into bed.” She likes to do it now that she’s older.
- She calls herself “Slutvian” because she is from Latvia originally.
- She was forgetting people she slept with so she started a “shag list” (at right).
“My one rule is if the guy hasn’t got a condom, he isn’t shagging me. It’s great because you can have fun without getting any diseases,” Elina says. She was recently “forced” by her roommates to get a chlamydia test, which came back negative.