Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we’ll collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap.
1.) I didn’t get the time this week to talk about how insane Kelly Bensimon looks when she lets her hair down.
2.) Oprah interviewed a prostitute from the Moonlight Bunny Ranch this week, and when we posted about it, we left out O’s most important question:
3.) Another day, I was watching Oprah, and paused it to go to the bathroom. When I got back, this was the face she was making, and I couldn’t help but think she was dropping an S-shape of her own.
4.) Do you remember Daisy?
She was the girl that Bret didn’t pick on Rock of Love 2. Now she has her own dating show on VH1, Daisy of Love, and this is how she said “hello” to her prospective boyfriends.
One contestant on her show described her pretty well: “She’s like 5 foot tall, big fake boobs, blond hair, big lips…she’s like my perfect girl.”
5.) The Insider gave really sensitive coverage to that whole maybe-anorexic beauty queen thing. (Not.)
6.) Barbara Walters went on vacation with Cindy Adams and got waterboarded. Or so she says.
7.) There were two things I forgot to mention about ANTM this week. This:
And this:
8.) This speaks for itself:
9.) Heidi and Spencer are practicing birth control.
10.) The Lifetime Original Movie, Natallee Holloway, aired this week, and it didn’t have a budget for publishing rights of Gwen Stefani songs. Also, it was established numerous times that Natallee was not a slut.
Lastly, I’ll let Barbara Walters sign off for me:
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
