ANTM: Aspirational Bestiality


On last night’s episode, the girls went to New Zealand—because it’s such a fashion capital?—and posed with a sheep. The judges were particularly keen on the photos in which the girls “took advantage” of said sheep.

Up until now, I didn’t realize how “high fashion” it was to appear to be in “orgasmic pain” when posing next to a farm animal.

And speaking of farm animals…Is Angelea harboring one in her weave?

The two conventionally prettiest girls (in my opinion, anyway) were up for elimination. Tyra gave them both words of advice (“We have to connect our brains with our body”), and stern looks.

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