As Taylor Swift Traveled to ‘Outer Heaven’ for Her Birthday, Travis Kelce Stayed in the End Zone
America's Couple™ rang in Swift's 34th birthday separately. She went to a fancy schmancy "microclub" while he had "prior football commitments." Sad!
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He was a beloved professional athlete and one-time prolific tweeter. She was a billionaire pop star and Time’s Person of the Year. Can I make it any more obvious? He couldn’t come to her 34th birthday party. She drank yuzu cocktails. What more can I say? Alright, I’ll stop.
On Wednesday—otherwise known as Taylor Swift’s birthday and a national holiday for her fans—one of the world’s most famous singer-songwriters had no choice but to celebrate sans her pigskin-slinging sweetheart. Why? In short: “prior football commitments.” Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ most recent loss to the Buffalo Bills, a source told Page Six that Travis Kelce’s absence at her New York City fête was due to mandatory practice. Sounds serious!