Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Workforce Is Dead Inside
LatestA recent online Gallup poll shows that 70% of American workers feel “emotionally disconnected” from their jobs. In equally surprising news, water is wet, Leonardo DiCaprio wants an Oscar, this kangaroo is relaxed and the sun sets in the west. You’ve sent us reeling, gallup.com! Reeeeeeeeling!
Calm yourself, worker bees! The distress and shock you’re suddenly feeling is too unfamiliar of an emotion for you. Feel it too fast and your brain could literally explode. Know that the process of un-numbing is a slow and complicated one — we first have to undo the years of conditioning by the American workplace that made you stop caring to begin with and then we have to rebuild you emotionally from the inside.
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