Avril Calls Lindsay A Loser; Michael Jackson Is Still Alive & Making TV Appearances

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  • Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan had a “huge fight” at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont.

Apparently Avril was at a table with friends — and boyfriend Brody Jenner — when Lindsay came over to say hi. Avril started yelling: “Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.” Lindsay tried to get Avril kicked out, but couldn’t, so Lindsay stormed out. [Page Six]

  • If Lindsay Lohan is actually appearing as porn star Linda Lovelace in a film called Inferno, we should know soon, as an announcement will be made at the Cannes Film Festival. [LA Times]
  • Michael Lohan wants Lindsay Lohan to go to inpatient rehab at a place on Long Island called Oheka Castle. Except Oheka Castle is a lavish hotel where people have fancy weddings and not a rehab facility. [TMZ]
  • Sandra Bullock‘s new neighbors in New Orleans love her, obvs. One says: “Maybe she will want to come over to our next crawfish boil.” [Radar Online]
  • Okay, this story wins for most bizarre, most disturbing, most effed up, most insane and most unbelievable story of the year, if not the decade. Apparently Michael Jackson is still alive and pretending to be a burn victim named Dave Dave. [The Sun]
  • Katy Perry wants a small wedding, but a “big, fat reception.” She might wear John Galliano! [People]
  • Katy Perry is Team Cake, specifically red velvet. [People]
  • A new Facebook campaign is hoping to get Betty White to host the Emmys — even though Jimmy Fallon has already been given the job. [Page Six]
  • Wait, Tim Gunn is in the Smurfs movie??? [Page Six]
  • The cast of Glee is feeling overworked — they’re filming constantly, have dance rehearsals for the show, recording studio sessions for the soundtrack, TV appearances and practices for the upcoming tour — so they’ve sent an angry letter to creator Ryan Murphy, who was “irritated and dismissive.” Uh-oh! [Perez]
  • Will Victoria Beckham be on Glee? [Gatecrasher]
  • Victoria Beckham was voted “worst celebrity feet” in a weird poll. [The Sun]
  • Teri Hatcher‘s new “inspirational lifestyle” website, gethatched.com, is now live. Sample headline: “Are You Surviving Or Thriving?” [NY Post]
  • Bret Michaels‘ band believes that he will join them on their upcoming tour, but they are making sure to have a list of every hospital near each location, in case of emergency. [TMZ]
  • Ed Westwick “ran scared” from a party with a sexy lady? Really? [Page Six]
  • In Tiger Woods‘ and Elin Nordegren‘s marriage, they don’t fight anymore — there is just “coldness” between them and it’s Elin who is moving forward with the divorce. [Radar Online]
  • Tiger and Elin are attempting to keep the terms of the divorce confidential. [TMZ]
  • Eddie Murphy is making an effort to get to know his youngest daughter, whose mother is Mel B. [Gatecrasher]
  • Breaking: “Jamie Pressly Got A Boob Job.” [Us Magazine]
  • Jill Zarin likes free stuff. [Page Six]
  • Daniel Radcliffe allegedly wants to re-sculpt his body, giving this paper the chance to use the words “Harry Hotter.” [The Sun]
  • Jon Cryer will not talk about what happened in court at his child support hearing, yet TMZ still has an “exclusive” story about it with video of Jon and his ex-wife leaving the courthouse. [TMZ]
  • Larry King is moving back home — in with his wife, Shawn Southwick. They’ll do a trial run and see how things go. [TMZ]
  • In an interview, Dominic Monaghan has said that when the IRA bombed Manchester in 1996, they did the city “a favor.” He said: “They blew it up and the government gave us a billion pounds to rebuild it. So the town centre is really cleaned up.” Naturally, since 212 people were injured, many are upset about these comments. [Telegraph]
  • Some concert-goers are livid that Julie Andrews sang only two songs at her O2 Arena show in London. But apparently solo songs by Andrews were only supposed to be a small part of the show. [The Sun]
  • El oh el at the lady who hit on Adrien Brody at a restaurant while her date was in the bathroom. [Gatecrasher]
  • Xander from Buffy has checked into rehab. [Radar Online]
  • iCarly‘s Miranda Cosgrove and Two And A Half Men‘s Angus T. Jones are some of the highest paid kids on TV. Angus makes $250,000 an episode; Miranda makes $180,000 an episode. Miley Cyrus only gets $15,000 an episode for Hannah Montana. [NY Post]
  • Larry Birkhead, partner of Anna Nicole Smith and the father of her daughter, Dannielynn, is selling some of the former model’s memorabilia at an upcoming auction for charity and his daughter’s future.” [Reuters]
  • Steven Seagal‘s new wife was his assistant for five years. Apparently, the wife, Elle, is Mongolian and Steven believes that their six-month old son is destined to be a Buddhist king. No, really. [Radar Online]
  • Charlie’s Angels star Kate Jackson: In financial ruin. [TMZ]
  • Roman Polanski‘s legal options narrowed, as a judge here denied his request to unseal testimony about a sentencing plan in his 33-year-old sex case.” [NY Times]
  • “Stress isn’t something I really allow into my life. It creeps in but that’s a huge thing, changing my diet, changing my want to make everyday the best that I can.” — Christina Applegate. [People]
  • “When you read it in black and white it sounds like I was being ridiculously aggressive, but one of the main misunderstandings is that I’ve been sold as an angry person and that’s just not true. I like to put a lot of effort into what I do and that comes with a certain amount of energy, especially when you’re weary and it requires you to dig deep inside yourself. I certainly have a temper that can flare up, but having a temper is a completely different thing from being an angry person.” — Russell Crowe. [Telegraph]
  • “In this movie I try to remind everyone why I liked the first film. I sat down to write Scream because I wanted to write the horror movie I wanted to see, because no one else was doing it. That’s what I set out to do again. Scream 4 is a horror movie that’s been missing from the universe for the last however many years – but let’s do it with a new spin and twist and doctor it all up and spit it out there the way they’re doing all these crazy remakes.” — Kevin Williamson on Scream 4, which should be in theaters in April 2011. [PopWrap]
  • “I have respect for very few actors and actresses. Some of them get a lot of acclaim but just because their movie made $200 million at the box office, they still suck. I got no respect for them and I used to let them know it.” — Mickey Rourke. [Daily Express]
  • “There was a lot of love on this set. I was among royalty. I also liked the fact that you have a woman director and women producers. It gave the film a lot of heart.” — Common, on starring in Just Wright with Queen Latifah. [USA Today]
  • “I kinda want to punch him in the face. I think it’s disgusting and it’s wrong I don’t know how anyone can hurt an animal. I think people who do that are very sick in the head.” — Paris Hilton, when asked what she thinks about a dog-fighting advocate, on Dr. Phil. [Radar Online]
  • “It means vagina and I’m kind of proud of it. It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.” — Amanda Seyfried, on her tattoo, which reads “minge.” [The Sun]
  • “My dad loves it.” — Miley Cyrus on her sexy bird video. [Us Magazine]
  • “I’m pushing 30, it’s happening and I feel it. I think 30 is going to be a good year for me. I think I experienced a lot in my 20s — a lot more than a lot of people in their 20s would experience. I feel old in a lot of ways, but I feel naive in ways that I can’t wait to see what happens next.” — Jessica Simpson. [ONTD via Ok! Magazine]
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