Behold the Most Disgusting Thanksgiving Delicacy Ever
LatestPeople have strange traditions when it comes to Thanksgiving. As someone who does not celebrate—and it’s Boston Market all the way when I do—I’ve always found the cranberry sauce out of a can thing kind of weird. But not as weird as Jello with mayonnaise, which is, apparently a real thing.
This fun food abomination comes to us via The Washington Post, which claims that what you’re about to dry heave over is a delicious treat that has been on at least one person’s menu for years. It’s supposed to “plop satisfyingly” and features the following ingredients:
3 ounces (1 box, small) lemon-flavored Jell-O
2 cups cold, fresh, unsweetened apple cider
Pinch pinch kosher salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
2 to 3 ribs celery
1 to 2 red apples
Mayonnaise, for serving (optional)
First question: Why. Second question: I wonder what lemon jello and mayonnaise taste like together. Can you replace the mayo with Miracle Whip to make this recipe a true challenge for anyone with taste buds and a heart?