Cartoon Characters We Most Want to Boink


It’s an uncomfortable part of being human that every now and then we encounter a cartoon character that we wouldn’t mind getting busy with. Here’s the list — decided by the Jezebel staff — of the animated people (and anthropomorphized animals) who can get it.

Counting down:

15. Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

14. Dmitri (Anastasia)

13. Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

12. Basil (The Great Mouse Detective)

11. The Beast BEFORE he turns back into the prince (Beauty and the Beast)

10. Trent (Daria)

9. She-Ra (She-Ra: Princess of Power)

8. Scar (The Lion King)

7. Jem (Jem and the Holograms)

6. Dodger (Oliver & Company)

5. Cheetara (Thunder Cats)

4. Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

3. Aladdin (Aladdin)

2. Mulan in her boy clothes (Mulan)

1. Robin Hood (Robin Hood)

Agree, disagree and admit your own weird/shameful cartoon lust in the comments!

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