Cat Overlords Now Preparing Themselves For Proper Battle With Armor


In case you had any doubt about the impending war with our cat overlords, this picture should finally convince you that yes, we are in fact doomed.

First, they had began construction on their fortifications. Now comes this product, from an Etsy user who has clearly abandoned all hope for humanity and sworn allegiance to the cat overlords. It is designed to protect your cat in a battle against a variety of foes, including those fighting on the side of Team Dog.

100% wearable, flexible, and comfortable, the Cat Battle Armor is a for-reals armor harness for your kitty. Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat’s hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.

So be warned. They now have access to “for-reals” body armor. Godspeed, my friends. Godspeed and protect our brave Team Dog warriors, wherever they may be.

Image via Etsy

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