Celebrate Mother's Day With a Thoughtful Card From The Slot
Politics

On Mother’s Day, there’s nothing better than a heartfelt card to celebrate all the hard work our moms have done for us. And boy, there are a lot to choose from! There are cards to make her laugh, cards to make her cry, cards that trash her shitty husband for not doing chores, and cards that encourage her to drink alcohol. But where’s the card for making her feel baffled, and just a little bit distressed? Where’s the card that says “Mom, I love you, and therefore need you to feel as anxious about our politically polarized country as I do?”