Critics may have you believe Chris Pine’s latest movie Outlaw King is about some angry white men in Scotland, but based on the press so far, it’s really about his dick and the fact that audiences will get a full-frontal glimpse of it in one glorious, too-short scene. As Vulture described it, “Our hero strips off his tunic and — surprise! — exposes his royal todger to the world. We only see it in a long shot, and the moment ends before anyone watching can finish saying ‘Whoa’…”
Whoa, indeed. But how has all the attention on his member made Pine feel? It’s complicated. All of this hoopla around his dick has left the hottest Chris in Hollywood wondering about double standards.