Donald Trump Has Funeral Envy 

Mr. Trump has been snappish with aides most of the week, according to administration officials, miffed in part by so many ceremonial events not related to him. He was impatient for the memorials to end but expressed pride in himself for remaining publicly civil. People close to the president called it a course correction after his peevish reaction to Mr. McCain’s death.

Trump is apparently resentful that Bush, who is dead, got to ride on a special train (choo choo) and that a bunch of former presidents sat in a row together to pay their respects to him. One day he may get a funeral of his own, but not today!