Have you misplaced a goat? If so, the police department of Paramus, New Jersey would like a word.
The Washington Post reports that local cops recently apprehended a goat they described on Facebook as “disorderly.”
Multiple witnesses accused the goat of head-butting the door of a residence and running wild in the road, police said. It took three officers to bring the rampaging animal under control, at which time he was wrapped in a curious yellow cape, according to an impromptu mugshot.
The goat — which remains unidentified — was not injured during its apprehension.
If you recognize this shit-stirring goat (who is very bad at breaking and entering), please contact the Paramus police.
Photo via Facebook.
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