Single Man, Married Man is a new, yawnily retrograde dating guide written By Men For Women. With the tagline “Every Man Wants to Get Married: Why Not With You?,” the book purports to spill important relationship secrets revolving around the fact that “it takes a lot to hold [men’s] attention, and men tend to lose interest in romantic partners when they stop being, well… interesting.” True! So do women. My dog also loses interest in her own butthole from time to time.
Although “one must be interesting to be, well… interesting” is not a new idea, nor is the implication that women must gracefully contort every fiber of their being to meet the needs of an impassive and unyielding Male Head of House, we learn from Feministing that the good trolls at Fox & Friends decided to feature three of Single Man, Married Man‘s recommendations as “brutally honest” New Year’s resolutions for “ladies.”