Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner have been a couple for nearly two years now, have a nearly one-year-old child, seem like they’re in love, and are gonna get hitched, which is all fine.
A source recently told People that Jenner and Scott are “looking to get married soon,” though Kylie is “taking marriage at a more cautious pace after seeing her sisters’ past relationships fail.”
My immediate reaction to reading this information was that Kylie is only about eleven years old. But that’s my problem, not hers. Kylie is old enough to hawk lip gloss, have babies, and be married, which, like Yorick’s skull or seeing a kid you used to babysit in the grocery store with a cart full of progeny, should serve as a memento mori for all of us about how we can’t staunch the flow of time or something.
Anyway, speaking of time, according to Scott, baby Stormi was conceived around three weeks into their relationship, and he’d hoped for a son:
“At first I was like, ‘Man, I need a son,’ ” Scott said in a Rolling Stone interview. “When we found out it was a girl, I was like, ‘Huhhh.’ But after a while I was like, ‘Yo, this might be the illest thing that ever happened.’ And when Stormi was born, I was like, ‘Life is fire, bro.’ ”
Life certainly is fire, bro.
[People]
Keanu Reeves is a national treasure. Dolly Parton is my real mom. This story about him dressing as Dolly’s 1978 Playboy cover for Halloween is a perfect marriage of pretty much all my interests:
“There was one year, I was in performing arts high school, and Dolly Parton had done the cover of Playboy and so you know she had the bunny [ears]. I wore that for Halloween,” Reeves said in an interview on The Talk.
And here is an equally perfect photograph of a boy reunited with his lepuspiration:
[Page Six]
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