Hailey Bieber ‘Isn’t Close’ to Family Right Now…

On Tuesday, W Magazine unveiled the cover star of its special summer issue: a very pregnant—and somehow, enviable—Hailey Bieber. In the story, the model, skincare magnate, and mom-to-be addressed helming just another “celebrity brand” (“I wanted to come in with a different point of view.”); public judgment about marrying young (“I wouldn’t tell a 21-year-old in the chair right there, ‘I think you should get married.’ It’s really each individual’s experience.”); and navigating the World Wide Web as a pregnant woman (“You see so many stories—traumatic birth stories, traumatic experiences—and I know that that’s very real”).

The whole thing is about as relatable as any other celebrity cover story, which is to say that approximately 20% of it is. For example: At one point her publicist delivers her the entire prepared food section of Erewhon. At another, it’s revealed Bieber won’t get to put much of a dent in it because she has a flight to catch for her babymoon in Idaho where she and Mr. Bieber have a home. And finally, Bieber “sheepishly” cops to hiring a private chef to prepare meals at home—something she calls a “huge luxury.” I’ll say…

However, one admission will likely resonate with the masses. In short: she’s not exactly hosting holidays for the Baldwins at the moment.