Hillary Clinton Still A Target Of Conservative Lawsuits

The Justice Department is asking a judge to dismiss the stupid lawsuit trying to prevent Hillary Clinton from serving as Secretary of State because she served in Congress. Clinton is the only former elected official in the Cabinet facing such a lawsuit. [Huffington Post]
President Obama has voiced his own animatronic robot in Disney’s Hall of Presidents; he also gave Disney his real measurements. People are calling the thing, naturally, “Robobama,” even though “Robama” is a clearly superior nickname. [NY Times]
The lifelike animated corpse of the GOP, otherwise known as “Dick Cheney,” gave a dick speech about how waterboarding isn’t torture and the country is less safe now that we stopped torturing people we think are terrorists into confession. [Washington Post]
Obama disagrees, thinks Dick Cheney is a dick and that a Supermax prison can probably manage to keep a terrorist from escaping and getting to Iraq to attack our soldiers. [Huffington Post]
Bush says he likes cleaning up dog shit better than being President. [MSNBC]
John Kerry doesn’t mind Nancy Pelosi accusing the CIA of misleading her, since they did it to him. [Huffington Post]
The House isn’t going to create a bipartisan panel to ~~give Republicans more time on TV to attack~~ ~~Pelosi~~ investigate whether or not the CIA lied to her. [MSNBC]
Republican Congressman Paul Broun wants to make 2010 the Year of the Bible because 2010 is an election year and he needs to get re-elected despite doing stupid stuff like spending time trying to make 2010 the Year of the Bible. [Politico]
The RNC thinks that having slavery enshrined in the Constitution was a-okay. Man, they’re all really pissed at Michael Steele! [Media Matters]