How To Make A Pair Of White Short-Shorts
LatestOkay, so your shorts don’t have to be white. You could make them blue, red, yellow, teal, cerulean, seafoam, hyacinth, striped, spotted, dip-dyed, appliquéd with your home-made N*Sync fan art, or printed with a mosaic of stills from Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” Mine just happen to be white, because something about white shorts says “summer” to me. Like white wine, white weddings, and white-cresting waves. But this is a set of directions for making shorts, period. Choose the style and the fabric that you want. This is a moderately challenging project that you can finish in about an afternoon. Even if you’ve never set a fly before. Promise.
Here’s the inspiration board for my project. Naturally — as with so many potentially ill-advised sartorial flights of fancy — it all started with Audrey Hepburn. (And yes, as soon as I finished the shorts, I copied her entire outfit and no, I’m not the least bit embarrassed about it.) The other vintage photos of fine ladies and their white shorts are from here, here and here, and I found the woman in the awesome vintage crochet shorts here. My shorts are in the middle. While I was Googling “white shorts” a lot, I also found this, which I think is a pair of white women’s shorts intended to carry a concealed weapon. Really, sometimes I am just overcome with gratitude that the Internet exists.
Here’s what you’ll need: 1. A pattern. (Here’s a cute free pattern you can download.) 2. Fabric in the length your pattern calls for. (Shorts are great because they only take like a half a yard.) I used a canvas with 1% elastane; you could use any kind of twill, denim, or suiting that strikes your fancy. 3. 12″ or so of lining fabric, for making the pocket bags. (I used a cotton muslin. You know how sometimes when you see someone on the street who’s wearing a light-colored pair of pants, you can see the outline of her pockets through the fabric? Not because of the texture, but because the areas that have two layers of light-colored fabric sandwiched together are noticeably different in color from the areas that have one layer of light-colored fabric, over skin? There’s an easy way to avoid this. My canvas fashion fabric is heavy enough that the lining will not show through, but if your fashion fabric is of a lighter weight, pick a pocket lining fabric that matches your skin tone, not that matches your fashion fabric. Then there’s no show-through.) 4. About 12″ of medium-weight fusible interfacing. (Also in a light color or a color that matches your skin, if possible.) 5. An 8″ zipper, or a zipper in the length that your pattern calls for. 5. A button or slide closure, for the waist band. 6. Matching thread. 7. Sewing scissors. 8. and 9., not pictured: A sewing machine and an iron.
I worked from a pattern that I drafted. It’s based on this pair of vintage “Hillbilly” jeans that I found at a thrift shop. I loved the high waist and the seaming on the seat, but I wanted the fit to be tighter through the ass and thighs, I wanted hip pockets rather than patch pockets, and the Hillbillies happened to have what might be called “a massive camel toe issue,” so I made some tweaks. The friend I was with when I found these pants takes a very sanguine attitude about that — “Toe happens,” she’s been known to say — and I loved the butt seams, so I obviously bought them, but when I set about making my pattern, I altered the crotch depth. That, in my opinion, is the most important thing to alter about any pants pattern, because a correct crotch depth equals comfortable, well-fitting pants. This Threads article introduced me to a really great technique for making adjustments of that nature.
Here, in case you want to take inspiration from my pattern, is a picture of it laid over a 1″x1″ grid. Click to enlarge. Note, this pattern includes no seam allowances or waist band. Also, the “tab” part of the fly needs to extend about an inch and a half longer than shown. Weird family factoid: I made a pair of jeans from this pattern last year, and when I wore them at Christmas, my dad did a double-take. He owned several pairs of Hillbillies in the ’70s. The brand’s tag line was “Be Kind To Your Behind,” which is funny and so cheesy.
Here are my pattern pieces, cut out. Note that I added seam allowances. I don’t ever cut out my waist band until I get up to that point in the pattern, but I always save a nice long strip along the selvedge for that purpose.
Next, cut out the pocket bags.
I apologize for the inconsistent coloration of these photos; I was working at night. (Night crafting is the best crafting, I find. Maybe because there’s always drinking involved.) The best tip about sewing anything is to work from the “inside” out: you actually want to take care of the things that seem like “details” first, not last. If your pattern calls for welt pockets, for example, it’s vastly easier to insert the welt pockets first than it is to sew your pants legs, and then try to do the pockets. So, the first seam I sewed was to join the two pattern pieces that together make up the back of my shorts.
When the seam is stitched and edge-finished (zig-zag or serger, it’s your call), press it to one side. It has taken my lazy ass years to admit it because it sounds boring as fuck, but pressing really is just as important as sewing. Your projects will look better if you pay attention to pressing, and press virtually every step of the way. And speaking of irons: before beginning a project that involves any kind of light-colored fabric is a great time to clean yours. The last thing you want is a speck of rust or a nasty mineral deposit getting coughed up in a big burst of steam and ruining your precious white shorts. Fill the tank with one part white vinegar and one part water, set it on its highest steam setting (or if it has an auto-clean setting, use that) and steam, steam, steam until the tank is totally empty. Repeat with a tank of water. You can also clean the sole plate — once it’s cool, dummy — with vinegar, water, and a soft cloth.
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