Jersey Shore: The Difference Between "Whores," "Regular Girls," & "Human Beings"
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On the last episode, the male roommates were indignant that Snooki got punched by a man because she’s a “regular girl.” Later, Vinny and Pauly made a distinction between “whores” and “human beings.” So which category does Snooki fall into?
Let Vinny and Pauly D explain it:
So let’s break it down:
A “regular girl” is like a sister or a friend.
A “whore” is someone that will hook up with a guy without going on a few dates first and/or will go to the Jersey Shore house, strip off her clothes, and jump into the jacuzzi.
A “human being” is a girl that you have to treat respectfully.
According to these definitions, Snooki is a “regular girl,” a “whore,” and a “human being.” For all the chivalry the guys displayed (if that’s what you want to call kicking things and screaming into the night air of a deserted boardwalk) after Snooki’s assault, they really don’t seem to grasp the fact that all women are human beings and should be treated respectfully.
But whatever the case, I’m glad that Snooki is finally getting the respect she deserves, even if she had to get punched in the face to feel loved by her roommates. Ronnie’s pep talk, BTW, was inspired.
I wonder which category of female Vinny and Pauly would place Ronnie’s mom under?
If it were up to me, I’d guess she’s the “fluff up quick” variety.