John Mayer Denies He's Reunited With Jennifer Aniston, Bashes HuffPo

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  • John Mayer took to his Tumblr today to attack the Huffington Post for reporting that he and Jennifer Aniston may be dating again. He writes: “Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz?”
  • Mayer denies that he ever said, “I believe in second chances!” during a concert and points out that another one of the quotes attributed to him was lifted from a song. As for why he’s going after HuffPo when the same story appeared in the tabloids, he explains, “In Touch and Star Magazine aren’t concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they’re obnoxious, I’d rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn’t make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. You’re a stripper wearing reading glasses…” [The Wrap]
  • Michael Jackson‘s parents are divorcing after 60 years of marriage. They’ve been estranged for years, but Katherine Jackson is reportedly upset that Joe Jackson suggested she’s to blame for Michael’s death. [ONTD]
  • Lindsay Lohan will be tried for her alleged drunken car chase on January 31. [Radar]
  • Lindsay may be on prescription meds again. An eyewitness says she was in Rite Aid when, “Lindsay’s assistant went to the counter at the drug store and it looked like she got 4 – 5 bottles of pills. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing — Lindsay getting meds less than 48 hours after getting out of rehab!” Uh, how do we know they weren’t her assistant’s prescriptions? [X17]
  • In her first post-rehab Tweet, Lindsay wrote, “Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1’s sake” [Yahoo]
  • On the red carpet, all of Lindsay‘s Machete costars said she’ll go on to have a successful career, because what else are they going to say? [People]
  • Read on to learn “What Lindsay Lohan Drank Her First Day Out of Rehab.” [Us]
  • Sam Mendes will direct Kevin Spacey in a traveling production of Richard III. [AP]
  • David Yost, the actor who played the blue Power Ranger in the mid-’90s, has come out. He says he quit the show because, “I was called ‘f*ggot’ one too many times [by the show’s] creators, producers, writers, directors.” [TMZ]
  • All eight Gosselin kids now attend full-time school. [Us]
  • Photos have surfaced of Heidi Montag wearing tape on her nose, but she already explained to a tabloid, “I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. It takes a year for your nose to heal… The last time I didn’t wear tape after surgery and my nose changed shape.” [Radar]
  • Kelly Osbourne has been hired to be a judge on E!’s Fashion Police. [E!]
  • As mentioned earlier, Bristol Palin has signed on to Dancing With The Stars. [E!]
  • She’ll be joined by The Situation, Brandy, David Hasselhoff, Michael Bolton, Audrina Patridge, Jennifer Grey, Troy Aikman, and Florence Henderson, if you believe the rumors. [DListed]
  • But not Kirstie Alley. She Tweets, “Imagine that. NOT doing DWTS this season… Way too chicken!! Maybe next season if Im invited again!!!” [Us]
  • Mel Gibson will be interviewed again by police about Oksana Grigorieva‘s alleged extortion attempt. [E!]
  • Semi-compromising shots of Miley Cyrus and her LOL costar Adam Sevani have surfaced. [E!]
  • Jeremy Renner will star with Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible IV. [Deadline]
  • A judge says Chris Brown is doing a “great job” completing the terms of his probation for assaulting Rihanna. [AP]
  • The man arrested outside Paris Hilton‘s house earlier this week has been charged with attempted burglary. [AP]
  • Ugh, a group of Long Islanders have launched a campaign to make Jennifer Lopez an American Idol judge. Sometimes I’m ashamed of my homeland. [PRNewswire]
  • Michael Jordan‘s son Marcus bragged on Twitter about spending $50,000 at Las Vegas casinos and nightclubs, which wasn’t smart, since he’s only 19. [Radar]
  • Christina Applegate‘s ex-husband Johnathon Schaech is divorcing again, just two months after he married One Tree Hill actress Jana Rae Kramer. [TMZ]
  • In an interview about the final season of her show, Oprah Winfrey says, “We’re saying to all of our celebrity friends, this is not the year you can come on and just promote your book or promote your song. You have to create moments. So, the team is looking at ways of pairing different celebrities to create unexpected moments.” [People]
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