Justin Bieber Will Be Charged With Criminal Vandalism Today

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Justin Bieber is many things: embattled ex-teen heartthrob, keeper of the world’s downiest moustache, arbiter of “swaggy,” the Canadian Banksy… now, he may have to add “felon” to that illustrious list.

Today, the Biebs will be charged with criminal vandalism for egging his neighbors’ house — which apparently cost an estimated $20k in damages. As of now, we can’t be sure whether Justin will be charged with a misdemeanor or a felony (the case’s prosecutor did once say, “If this isn’t a felony, nothing is,” but, like, there are lots of things that are more obviously felonious than this).

The Los Angeles D.A. has recently been sort of busy with Bieber-work — earlier this month, they declined to charge the singer for grabbing a woman’s phone at a batting cage due to a lack of evidence. However, since there’s video footage of Justin Bieber pelting his neighbor’s house with eggs, this case may turn out differently. In the immortal words of Enya, “Who can say where the road goes? Only time.” [TMZ]

Today in Successful Teens, Malia Obama has reportedly been working as a production assistant on Halle Berry‘s new TV series, Extant. She is a rising high school junior. Get it, Malia (“it,” in this case, means “relevant work experience in your field of interest”)! [The Wrap]

Happy belated Father’s Day! Did you celebrate by staring at this picture of Kanye West and North West sleeping while watching a sports game? Same. #BestDayEver #Twins [Just Jared]

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