Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Will Have a Ramen Noodle-Haired Baby

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It feels like something’s heatin’ up, can I learn about what’s going on in a famous lady’s uterus? The gossip sites have been whispering about it for weeks and now the tabloids are reporting it, so it must be true: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are expecting their first baby.

Via US Weekly:

Biel’s having a baby! Jessica Biel is pregnant and expecting her first child with Justin Timberlake, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly.
“Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves,” one pal tells Us of the Blunderer actress, 32, and Timberlake, 33, who dated on and off for five years before getting engaged in January 2012. “They just want a happy baby.”

Get ready for lots of “Bay-bay-by” jokes. Probably all from me.

[US Weekly]

Lena Dunham
released an official statement in response to allegations that she sexually abused her younger sister. Here it is in full:

I am dismayed over the recent interpretation of events described in my book Not That Kind of Girl.
First and foremost, I want to be very clear that I do not condone any kind of abuse under any circumstances.
Childhood sexual abuse is a life-shattering event for so many, and I have been vocal about the rights of survivors. If the situations described in my book have been painful or triggering for people to read, I am sorry, as that was never my intention. I am also aware that the comic use of the term “sexual predator” was insensitive, and I’m sorry for that as well.
As for my sibling, Grace, she is my best friend, and anything I have written about her has been published with her approval.

I’m sure we can have a calm, reasonable conversation about this. **Grabs baseball bat and prepares for a repeat of the bathroom rumble in The Warriors.** [ Time]

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