Both Kim and Kanye wore custom Givenchy; there was a giant flower wall (which I guess is their “thing” now); from the photos of the ceremony and after-party, it seems as though everyone in attendance had to either don black garb or, alternatively, an all-white Batman costume. More images at the link. [E!]
In other news, the newlyweds are now just chillin’ in a castle in Ireland. I would like them to venture to Dublin because that trip can become the basis for my postmodern tome, Ulysses 2, which will be told primarily through stream-of-consciousness and TwitLonger posts. [Gossip Cop]
In other other news, intrigue is still swirling about elusive sock designer Rob Kardashian‘s swift pre-wedding departure. The verdict, mostly, is that it had something to do with Kim being a total shit and disapproving of his weight gain and/or Rob’s distaste with the gross opulence of the event. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ [The Hollywood Gossip]
Maculay Culkin‘s pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band (“The Pizza Underground”) was pelted with beers and booed off the stage in the UK. Culkin was reportedly banging rhythmically on a pizza box, which the British did not like. They have absolutely no appreciation of art over there. [
ONTD]
Your favorite celebrity wedding-to-be just got even favoriter:
Amal Alamuddin and
George Clooney may get married at Downton Abbey, according to a very glorious rumor. I nominate Lord Grantham’s dog for ring bearer. [
Hello!]
- Justin Bieber flirted with a model by re-posting one of her Instagram photos with the caption “I see you In that Dolce Dress. Glad u had fun. :)” She responded with a photo of him wearing some ill-fitting formal pajamas and a light moustache, with the caption “#mcm looking great in that suit.” Kids these days. [E!]
- Khloe Kardashian wished Scott Disick a happy birthday by posting both of their mugshots. [E!]
- Look how cute Naomi Watts‘ dog is! His name is Bob :’) [Just Jared]
- Nikki Reed dyed her hair blonde five days after filing for a divorce, thus revealing all sorts of esoteric knowledge to the Celebrity Hair Oracles. [People]
- Gisele Bündchen will star in a new Chanel No. 5 commercial, directed by Baz Luhrmann. Hopefully it’s just a shot-for-shot remake of Brad Pitt‘s. [People]
- Professional idk Brittny Gastineau and actual magician David Blaine may have fallen in love at the Kimye nuptials. A love story for our time, if ever there was one. [People]
- Kendall Jenner “can’t get Harry Styles out of her head” but he doesn’t love her back. Ugh, same, Kendall. [Radar]
- Here’s Cara Delevingne looking v. beautiful and Business Coachella at her sister Poppy Delevingne‘s wedding. (Poppy’s dress looks like what would happen if a fleet of fairies created a ball gown using only materials found at Michael’s Arts and Crafts, which is — duh — a big compliment.) [E!]
Images via E!, Getty.
