Kim Kardashian Wants to Be a Singer Again


Rumor has it that Mrs. Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West has expressed interest in a non-reality-TV line of work: ruining music.

According The Sun, Kim has been polishing up the ol’ sing-pipes and scheduling meetings with record execs in anticipation of a future career move as a person who earns so much money being bad at something that she makes people who are actually good at the thing she does feel like killing themselves.

“Kim has told pals she’s keen to be taken seriously as a vocal artist. She’s started vocal coaching and songwriting lessons and set up meetings with record companies.”
“Kanye will advise on the project, which he’s given his full backing,” the source adds.

Songwriting lessons. Who would have thought that Kanye West, the same mind behind “The Blueprint” and “College Dropout” would also decide, using the same brain meat, to give the heavily autotuned singer depicted below another shot at a music career?

We can only hope that any ensuing music videos are as unintentionally hilarious and ripe for parody as “Bound 2.”

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