Last night, Kristen Schaal reminded us that “the first step to women breaking the glass ceiling is pressing our boobs up against it.”
Why so naked? “Women still make less than men, Jon,” Schaal said indignantly. “They’re got to cut corners somehow.” Or maybe it’s all those low-paying jobs they’re shown doing in the photo shoots. In any case, Schaal says saving the Playboy Mansion is in in women’s hands. As long as they aren’t veiny, that is, and come with only moderately pointy nipples.
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