Lindsay Lohan's Post-Rehab Comeback Plan Involves Butterflies

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  • Lindsay Lohan will be released from rehab — either later today or tomorrow morning — and Dina Lohan is begging the paparazzi not to follow her.

Sez Dina: “I want to keep everyone safe and make sure there is no car chase.” Michael Lohan, that means you, too. [Radar Online]

  • Lindsay Lohan has what every newly sober celeb needs: A comeback website! Depending on which splash page you get, you’ll see a dangerously swinging chandelier… or butterflies! [Radar Online,]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $2 million to the wildlife sanctuary in Namibia where they spent Christmas with their kids. Even better, the donation was made in Shiloh‘s name. (Remember, she was born in Namibia?) Apparently, during their Christmas trip, the Jolie-Pitts helped feed and take care of orphaned baby baboons and foxes, and saw a leopard get released back into the wild. Rumor has it when Saint Angelina places her hand on a sick animal, it is instantly healed. [AP]
  • Yesterday the Jolie-Pitts went to Benihana in Beverly Hills! Hopefully they got to see an onion volcano. [Just Jared]
  • BREAKING: Justlena canoodle sesh! What we have here are huge hi-res pix of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez canoodling, nuzzling, butt-touching, kissing, and so on. On vacay in St. Lucia. In other words: Life-changing images! You will always remember where you were when you saw this display of unbridled teen lust. [ONTD]
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent New Year’s Eve in a pub on Isle Of Wight, but don’t look particularly enthused about it in the photos here, prompting a commenter to write, “What a gormless looking pair these two are.” [Daily Mail]
  • David Arquette, who has been partying hard since his split with Courteney Cox, has checked into rehab for alcohol addiction and “other issues.” Good luck! [NYDN]
  • For what it’s worth, Courteney Cox admires David Arquette for getting help. Whether they can stitch their marriage back together remains to be seen. [TMZ]
  • Oh look, here’s video of David Arquette on the day after Christmas, wasted. [ET]
  • And! You will find this simply shocking, but David Arquette spent a booze-soaked evening at a strip club before heading to rehab. [Radar Online]
  • Snooki‘s hangover cure: “Drink more!” [NYDN]
  • New couple alert: Rashida Jones and Garrett Hedlund. [Just Jared]
  • Headline of the day: “Gary from Teen Mom — ‘Amber Is Sluttish.'” [TMZ]
  • Shania Twain got married in Puerto Rico! The bride wore a strapless gown and the groom wore a Fantasy Island costume. A good time was had by all. [TMZ]
  • Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin are no longer dating. [Vulture]
  • Sebastian Bach of Skid Row is getting a divorce after 18 years of marriage. The 18 and life jokes write themselves. [NYDN]
  • Gordon Ramsay was doused with fuel and held at gunpoint, but not by someone on Kitchen Nightmares. [WonderWall]
  • Oh no, Chuck Berry collapsed on stage. Not good. [Daily Express]
  • Poor Zsa Zsa Gabor had part of her right leg amputated yesterday. Be well! [NYDN]
  • “Keira is the friend I call when I’m in trouble or suffering from a broken heart. She’ll meet me in the bar with a mojito and be there for me. She reserves herself for the people she cares about but when she comes to my birthday parties — and she’s never missed one since we met — she’s the first to get up and dance and the last to leave.” — Carey Mulligan on Keira Knightley. [Contact Music]
  • “That’s the thing with me, I think a lot of girls are bringing their boyfriends along, but the boyfriends aren’t dragging their feet. They will be secretly excited to be coming to see me, I think.” — Katy Perry. [Contact Music]
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