- Lindsay Lohan‘s first post-jail and post-rehab interview may be aired on the Today show.
Prediction: She will say she is “fine.” [NYDN]
- ZOMG! Breaking news! You will never believe this, but Paris Hilton was treated differently from the other inmates when she was in jail. [People]
- I don’t know how to arrange the universe so that I can be friends with Lady Gaga and Beyoncé, but knowing that Gaga gave Bouncy a diamond studded whip for her birthday — and that Bey “squealed with excitement” upon receiving the gift — just makes me yearn to have those ladies on my, my, my telephone. [Contact Music]
- Kat Von D and Jesse James cannot keep their edgy tattooed hands off of each other and have been seen “smooching” and kissing and finishing each other’s sentences. [People]
- Here is a timeless and beautiful photograph commemorating a kiss between Kat Von D and Jesse James. [People]
- Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, acting on behalf of the United Nations, meeting with flood victims and highlighting the need for international help. [Mirror]
- Taylor Momsen burned her dog’s testicles after he was neutered. [Contact Music]
- Jennifer Aniston went on a date with her Cougar Town costar, actor Josh Hopkins. They flirted, and perhaps we’re supposed to think there was some sexy sex, since this report claims, “there’s no denying the smile on Aniston’s face these days.” [CNN via People]
- Did you catch the video of Wyclef Jean accusing Sean Penn of snorting coke? [E!]
- Sean Penn is pissed, but remains eloquent. Stay classy, Spicoli! [Just Jared]
- “Taylor Swift Desperate For Kanye West To STFU.” [Showbiz Spy]
- Hilary Duff had her $1 million wedding paid for by Ok! magazine, in exchange for exclusive photos. Too bad newsstand sales sucked! Sources claim the mag is trying to “renegotiate” the deal. [Page Six]
- Katy Perry on Russell Brand: “He’s a genius and geniuses are both wonderful and delicate in the greatest way.” [Mirror]
- So: Word is that Teresa Giudice won’t be back for the next season of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey. Now who will yell PROSTITUTION WHORE? [Page Six]
- Meanwhile, Jill Zarin is allegedly recruiting bloggers, and pitching them to Bravo. [Page Six]
- Kate Hudson owns many scarves. [WonderWall]
- Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp might be playing Simone De Beauvoir and Nelson Algren in a new movie. [Daily Express]
- Burning question: Is Joaquin Phoenix out of his mind? [NY Post]
- Someone somewhere has been dreaming of a moment like this: Uncle Jesse on Glee. [TV Guide]
- The Saturday Night Live lineup might be changing more than we thought. Getting rid of Jenny Slate would be, in the words of Antoine Dodson, so dumb, so dumb. Instead of making her do stupid shit like be a backup singer on “What’s Up With That?” the writers and producers ought to let her shine and be, you know, FUNNY, like she is in Marcel The Shell With Shoes On. [Deadline Hollywood]
- Spilling drinks on the DJ table: Party foul, says Sam Ronson. [Page Six]
- Heavenly: Nigella Lawson‘s show is being shown on Vatican TV. [Daily Express]
- Hulk Hogan‘s in the hospital with “excruciating” back pain. [Daily Express]
- “A judge in the Bahamas dismissed charges Monday against two people accused of trying to extort money from John Travolta after the prosecutor said the actor no longer wanted to pursue a case stemming from the death of his teenage son.” [CBS News]
- “Nobody is perfect and that includes me. Recognizing nobody is perfect and perfection doesn’t exist, although it might seem obvious, is a long journey. I’ve learned many things in order to make peace with myself, starting with the simplest like sleeping well, eating adequately or dedicating time in the mornings to praying and relaxing.” —Naomi Campbell. [This Is London]
- “I still have to cover my toes because I’m like that kid who thinks there’s a witch under my bed who’s going to eat my tootsies off. I have nightmares. Russell is my dreamcatcher.” — Katy Perry. [Mirror]
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