Man Has Hilariously Dumb Advice For How Female Lawyers Should Dress
LatestEvery six months or so, some dusty old fuddy duddy writes something truly idiotic about how female lawyers are too slutty or frumpy or, uh, female to be taken seriously, and how any glass ceiling that exists in the legal field is built out of trendy heels and fashionable blouses. Well, this time around, we’ve done it. Everyone can quit writing stupid “How Female Lawyers Should Dress” pieces, because we’ve found the best, most whackadoodle take possible.
I don’t want to ruin this piece, published in all its out-of-touch glory by Legal Ink magazine, was written by a man named William Cane, who runs something called Manhattan Makeovers. According to Above the Law, Cane’s sole experience in the legal field involves him practicing law for a short time in 1986. Expert status. Cane also claims to have conducted thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands (etc) of interviews that have led him to an inevitable conclusion: if you want to be a successful female lawyer, you have to dress like how a funeral home would dress a dead old lady they knew nothing about for an open casket funeral.
Let’s get started with the hair.
The first thing to focus on is your hairstyle because it is visible every day and is a subtle indication of your integrity. Believe it or not, subliminally, your hairstyle speaks volumes about your trustworthiness and integrity to your clients, and one of the biggest mistakes female professionals make is failing to realize that their hairstyle is sending signals that cannot be shut off since their hair will always be visible, unless it’s under a hat.
Your hair is just your personality growing out of your head.