It’s Day 3 of Jezebel’s March Madness competition, Internet vs. IRL, blue pills vs. red pills, hack attacks vs. shark attacks, etc. etc. As always, vote for the teams that you like best, the ones that make your heart twerk with glee, the ones that make your body say: “Yas.”
At long last, it is time to place votes for the remainder of Round 1, starting in the IRL Social Division:
First, we have Facial Expressions (8) vs. Strippers (9). This is tough, folks! Facial expressions are a pretty cool conversational trick for the laconic gal, but the same could be said for hanging upside down from a pole. It’ll be the hardest decision of your life, but I’m right here with you!
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Next up: Making Out At a Bar (5) vs. Getting “Set Up” By Your Friends (12). A brutal match-up, right here! Sloppy or formal? Sex or love? Or, let’s put it this way: Who do you trust more? Your inebriated, misfiring pheromone-sensors, or an overeager Smug Married who thinks you should lower your standards? The choice is yours:
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And here comes Restaurants (4) vs. Spanx (13)! These are two splurges that do not live in harmony, am I right? Vote now:
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Wow, I’m hearing some blood-curdling screams coming from the court! Looks like it’s Having a Baby (6) vs. Doctors (11). What’ll it be?
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Next, it’s a battle between Makeup (3) and Thanksgiving With Your Republican Relatives (14). An unlikely pairing, for sure, but hey—I’m not a scientist!
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