

Earlier this week, Martha Stewart got a little bit tipsy and left a nonsensical comment on the Instagram photo of her friend’s chicken farm. Besides the fact that this might be the single most relatable thing that a celebrity has done since the covid-19 pandemic began to spread across the United States, I am amused by the fact that anyone assumed Martha Stewart didn’t really drink. Maybe it’s just because I grew up in the suburbs with too many kids whose mothers were attempting to live up to some version of Martha Stewart domesticity, but I’d always just assumed that Martha got lit.
The drunken comment in question read: “M as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no MK in s as Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to take care for them??”—a jumbled mess of text which my Jezebel coworker Joan Summers interpreted as: “Make sure you feed and water them daily and keep the heat lamps on inside. And when you can finally come back to NYC, who is going to care for them??” Since that looks almost exactly like the kind of “joke” that my parents’ friends would leave as a comment under any random photo of theirs on Facebook, it sounds about right to me.