Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook Might Be Hooking Up and I Feel Like My Brain's on Fire
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In the past few days, some of the smaller, less reputable celebrity gossip sites have reported that Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook—in a coupling straight out of the fiery pits of hell—have been “hooking up.” Well, bad news for people who don’t like furiously scowling at their computers—it looks like the rumors (if some of the slightly more reputable gossip sources are to be believed) might be true.
Via US Weekly:
Miley Cyrus has found a stand-up guy! A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the “Hands of Love” singer and comedian Dane Cook are “hooking up.”
The 22-year-old — who has said she likes “funny” men — and Jessica Simpson’s ex are longtime pals. In December 2013, they had an impromptu dance party at L.A. club The Woods. And this past March, when her then-love, Patrick Schwarzenegger, was snapped doing body shots off a bikini-clad girl on spring break, she regrammed a self-addressed post from Cook, 43, that read, “Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.” Sweet.
And Page Six:
Rumor has it that the latest bizarre celebrity paring is … Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook?
And my nightmares.