Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

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Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her “Royals” topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They’re slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like “Your eyes are too far apart” and “kill yourself you crusty old hag.” Lorde tweeted:

wo #1 on itunes. even if it lasts an hour i feel HAPPY. downside is all these miley fans telling me they’ll stab my rotting corpse.

For the record, though:

[3news.co.nz, Ocean Up]


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