Millionaire Senator Seems to Have Pissed Off a Few People for Calling Their Health Insurance Too Expensive

Melted bobblehead dementor who came to public office solely to feed on human goodwill Mitch McConnell was reportedly confronted by his constituents at a Louisville restaurant Friday night. According to TMZ, the man whose facial expressions correspond directly to human suffering was berated by one diner who told him that his mission to dismantle health care and social security was “killing people.” Mitch guardian-of-gridlock McConnell can be seen tenting his fingers while a man yells: “Why don’t you get out of here? Why don’t you leave the entire country?”