Poor Little Suri Cruise Mysteriously Broke Her Arm :|

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Pint-sized FAO Schwartz mascot Suri Cruise broke her arm, a rep for Katie Holmes has confirmed to People without stating the cause of the injury.

“Suri did break her arm, but she is okay,” the rep said.

Some theories: Trying to lift a giant teddy bear made of diamonds. Attempting to put on a tiny Givenchy gown made of Brillo, teflon and metal beams. Getting her arm caught in the mechanism of the Chocolate Golden Egg Sorting Room in Willy Wonka’s workshop. Wanting to emulate Mariah Carey’s blingy-arm-cast-as-fashion-statement. Others?

But seriously, get well, Suri! [People]

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