Today’s Bestie is a little self-referential:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Country Justice: “3 women try to deport jezebel from Whatcom County
NEW YORK (AP) — Three women, Ann Coulter, Gwyneth Paltrow and Dov Charney tried to deport the internet harpie known only as Jezebel because she was totes mean to them.
“I hate that bitch, she’s such a bonerkiller,” remarked Ms. Charney, twirling her mustache and patting Ms. Paltrow on the ass.
The three women called INS claiming Jezebel was from the Republic of Lezestan and in the United States illegally.
Lawyers for Jezebel did not comment, but one of Jezebel’s insidious followers said off the record that, “Ann Coulter is one crazy bitch. Wait… she’s not gonna find out I said that, right?”
As of this story, the Jezebel is still in the United States, pending a hearing in front of Judge Judy, who is expected to be sympathetic.”