Reader Roundup

The best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “A Roofless House, A Smokey Chimney, And A Quarrelsome Woman”: “My ballsacketh must be massaged with goode cheer daily upon the Hour of Vespers. Unless the wyfe is on her moontime, in which she is forbidden to touch her husband’s ballsacketh, lest her feminine odors make said ballsacketh irresistible to the tastes of the fearsome cockatrice.” You say: “And remember to always donneth thy Cockbib whilst giving tongue pleasures!.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to America Becoming More Multiracial? Thank Goodness: “It seriously boggles my mind that people still ask ‘what are you’? I like to answer ‘I’m an amoebic dysentery viral video crossed with a sex panther.’ that throws them off for a bit.” You say: “‘Human being’ is usually what I reply, unless they are being subtly offensive, and then I say ‘Romulan-Human hybrid.'” We Say: If they’re being overtly offensive, you could always go with “Romulan-Human hybrid who has been assimilated by the Borg.” Then lunge at them muttering “resistance is futile.”