Reader Roundup


Praise and sincere thanks to the mighty voodoo priestess or whomever is responsible for the arrival of Friday. Behold: An overflowing cornucopia of awesome comments!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Aroused Kangaroo Harasses Australian Women: “Like many former child stars, Roo grew up to be weird and kind of an a-hole.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to More Photoshop Weirdness For The Sex And The City Ladies: “We go together, like a photo shopa dooka dinga da dinga dong… Conjoined forever, as shoobop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Let Today Be One Of Happy Thoughts: “I can’t believe that there’s only one article tagged ‘stupidflowers’ in all of the archives.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sarah Palin: “Mama Grizzlies” Are Anti-Choice: “Grizzlies have also been known to eat their young, should we adopt this behavior as well?” And! “I’m pretty sure actual mama grizzlies rise up to protect their own, actual, already-born offspring, not the millions of hypothetical, not-yet-born offspring of left wing feminist grizzlies.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Ten Gay Men We’d Like To Get With: “This was in question? Those are virtually the only men I fantasize about.” And!

(to the tune of ‘Be Our Guest’)
John-ny… Weir! Johnny Weir!
OMG I want that queer!
He’s fantastic and amazing and he rocks clothes that are sheer!
He’s so cute! And to boot,
He can do a triple loop!
With his little skater’s tuchas
He sends me into a stup(or)!
Let him sew, let him dance,
I would love to get a chance
To handcuff him to my bed for a whole year;
I want to suck his dick,
Even though I’m a chick,
Johnny Weir, Johnny Weir,
Johnny Weir!!

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