Just like the New York Times crossword puzzle, I am dumb on Mondays and get smarter as the week goes on. Luckily, our commenters are sharp as tacks every single day! Don’t cut yourself on today’s best comments:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to We’ve Found The Man You’re Looking For: “As you well know a spiritual guy like me who is super cool has everything he wants except a Functional Grasp of the english Language and a nice arse to grope. You see I know what I want and what I want is an underdog and your Hopefully Desperate Enough to stay with me let me touch your you know whats and be happy that I think you are Special. I just love a self motivated dreamer who dreams dreams but Not About Me because I am Not the Answer. Your Face Is Not Important because I am very specific about what I like and you have a slim waist, right? I am also a Totally Legit Business Man and will take you to all the best Strip Clubs and your not gonna get away because my goons don’t play. Call me.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Miss USA’s Bigot Backlash And Stripping Scandal Begins Now!: