Reader Roundup

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Man In Black’s Name Revealed: “It should be Hebrew for He Who Was The Hottest Thing on Two Legs This Season.” And! “So, his name is Samuel and he has special Powers and Jack was saved by a belle?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Miss America To Air On ABC, Pageant Officials Get Bitchy: “Yeah right. Find me a little girl who wants to be ONE thing and that one thing be Miss America. I wanted to be a popstar-actress-teacher-author-lawyer. And I had friends who wanted to be artist-veterinarian-models. If they want to be Miss America, they probably also want to be the president and maybe a pilot. And tomorrow they’re going to want to become a ballerina. Next week when they go visit the firehouse, they’re going to want to be a firefighter or EMT. TRUE FACTS, Miss America chairperson.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Cosmo: “Sex-Rays” & MRI Machine Love Making: “I can only imagine that when Cosmo was first published in 1886, their sex tips were probably just as odd: Try Doing It Without a Hole In The Sheet! Female Orgasm: Myth, or Fantasy? Cowgirl: Not Just For Cowgirls.”

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